"Hey, are you gay? Not that it matters. Are you? Are you gay? You look kinda gay, but you don't sound gay. Just wondered. Cause like, r u gay?
I see you like gay things. Like things that seem gay. So I just thought, .... hmmm, maybe he's gay. I'm not gay, I'm not! But I just thought, maybe you are gay.
Your hair is sort of gay, in a good way. And you are so pretty. So that's pretty gay. Not that it matters. I have nothing against gays, so it's okay if you are.
I'm just saying if you want to, be gay that is. Then that's okay with me, I really don't mind.
Not that I've met someone, like who is gay. Like I don't know gay people. I guess they are different in a way. I've seen gays on TV. You are not like them, but it just seemed like maybe you were. You can tell me.
So if it's not a personal question... are you gay?"