I stuck a sharp pin in my ear.
The sharpy-point bit disappeared.
Then it came out the other side,
drops of blood I could not hide.
I also managed to bite my lip
I removed the sharpy-pointy bit.
I grabbed the thing to stick it thru,
it hurt a lot, it had to do.
I looked at it and felt quite proud,
But then I swore, a bit, out loud.
I forgot to do the cleaning bit,
to disinfect, I am a twit.
I pulled it out, I'll try again,
it just won't be the same.
It's just as well, it started to swell,
if Mum asks, please don't tell.
It hurts.... quick.... kiss me