Party in my Pants

P@RTY in my P@NTS

There's a party in my pants, my pants, my pants.

I just wanna start romance, romance, romance.

With a party in my pants, my pants, my pants.

If I was given half a chance, a chance, a chance.

Let's go party in my pants, my pants, my pants.

C'mon baby let's just dance, a dance, a dance.

As I take off my aching pants, my pants, my pants.

I will pierce you with my lance, my lance, my lance.

There's a party in my pants, my pants, my pants.

I just wanna start romance, romance, romance.

With a party in my pants, my pants, my pants.

If I was given half a chance!!!

STAY

If I took a cup of perfect 

and added a touch of spice. 

If measured out some meanness 

and just a dash of nice. 

If I took a pinch of shyness 

and a pound of lust or three. 

Would you spend a day just teasing 

then stay for eternity?

~

Volcano

Am I perfect?

Or good enough?

Like me this way?

Like it rough?

Want me naked?

Within your web?

Push me down, 

upon the bed. 

Keep me kicking 

round the house. 

Treat me badly, 

I'll be a mouse. 

But do ignore 

and fear my rage. 

I will erupt, 

this mortal cage.

~

Playing around

Up, 

down, 

spin 

around, 

jumped 

so fast 

my pants 

fell down. 

I was 

lucky 

you 

weren't 

here, 

pants 

and all, 

my soul 
to bare.

I love your pants

I like your hair, 

it looks a mess,

I don't really care, 

I must confess.

I like your shoes, 

they look so street, 

I would not choose, 

it's kinda neat.

Most of all, 

I love your pants. 

I'd whip them away, 

given half a chance.