Don't be chicken

D

Can you see me?

 
Can you see me?

Am I cute?

I'm a boy 

of ill repute.

I will try 

most anything. 

Here's my number, 

make it ring.

Take a chance

and contact me.

I'll bare my soul 

and set you free.

Please don't wait

and mullify, 

'cause while you do...

I might die.

Wake Up!

Tired, asleep but not alone. 

You shared my life and I have grown.  

Beneath the covers we shared our life...

Dude! Wake up! And be my wife!

Sweaty balls

Play with me, 

I'll play with you. 

Come on now, 

time to shoot. 

Grabs your balls, 

swings your stick. 

Play with me, 

don't be a prick. 

Let's have fun, 

*grabs your buns*, 

3 point shot, 

I got the lot.

Pissed Off !! haha

"I'm so pissed off...

that if I thought I didn't have to pay for it....

I'd be breaking shit right now"


haha

Tennille,
Hells Kitchen,
quote of the year.